what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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