it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Are my feet made of real feet?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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