we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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