Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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