why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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