we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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