After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
