i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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