11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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