3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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