Cold hands, warm shart.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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