i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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