is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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