guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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