If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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