I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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