Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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