; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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