a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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