If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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