Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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