So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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