Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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