so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
