Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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