who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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