I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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