we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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