I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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