How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just puked most of my soul out..
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