How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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