she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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