Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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