he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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