True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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