My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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