Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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