Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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