doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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