She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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