If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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