A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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