turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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