i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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