Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
