So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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