Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i think i just lost a toe
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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