Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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