the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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