Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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