I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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