it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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