You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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