He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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