Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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