I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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